RoneyZone Productions

This is a humorous satire with cartoonish voices for children and their guardians.

It is hoped that the actors and actresses will be able to create suitable voices for the characters. Suitable voices will blend their perceptions of the animals (hen, kitten, turkey, etc.) with the voices of several well-known, living individuals. However, spot on impersonations are not expected or desired, as you will be anthropomorphizing the animal anyway.

The particular individuals and which characters they go with will be revealed to those who receive call backs after the auditions.

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The Stalker

A mysterious man is detained by the authorities. An unusual interrogation takes place while the authorities try to determine the prisoner’s identity. But who is really in control, and where will it lead?

Summary

Compensation: 0$, credits
Distribution: online, internet
Affiliation: non Union
Media: Audio short single feature
Running Time: (approx.) seven (7) minutes
Ages: 18 and older.
Casting Contact: roneyzone@gmail.com
Phone: 714-929-7857

Casting

Male Protagonist - the Interrogator - Veteran officer, confident if perhaps jaded, shifts between emotional states quickly.
Role is Cast: Nathan P. Butler

Male Antagonist - the Prisoner - Mature, smooth voiced, self-assured. A self described “I am a world traveler, a sociologist of sorts.”
Role is Cast: David Ault

Supporting Role Actor/Actress - the Assistant - Junior officer, dutiful and easy going, flashes of skepticism and sarcasm.
Role is Cast: Robert Crissman

Minor Role Actor - the Radio News Reporter - clear spoken, dependable with some disbelief and amazement.
Role is Cast: Jeff Roney

Minor Role Actress - U.S. Ambassador- controlled speaking. Very Presidential sounding.
Role is Cast: Lisa Baldwin

For more information or to audition, please contact roneyzone@gmail.com with ‘Short Audio Thriller’ in the subject line

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Thanks to everyone who auditioned! There will be more roles coming in future productions.

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• Project Information
• Casting Information

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Women should be prepared to film each of the following parts, and for possible additional sides.

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DEE DEE – (25) Romper Room

Prod. notes: Dee Dee is in pony tails and an outfit straight out of
Romper Room.

Dee Dee: “Hi there. I’m Dee Dee, I’m 25, and I’m a children’s
minister. I love my job, but it does have its ups and
downs on the dating market. Everyone knows that I’m
good with kids, but… it seems like no one can see me
as, well, “beddable.” Hehe. “Dee Dee’s cute, isn’t
she? But I could never see myself with her. Sweet,
innocent thing probably has no clue what sex is.”
Haha. Well guess what boys? Dee Dee knows what sex is.
And Dee Dee’s dying for some guy to come along and
make me feel like a WOMAN! (stands, kicks her chair
away) Do you hear me, boys? Dee Dee’s got needs, and
she needs a good man to satisfy them!! (calms down)
Don’t misunderstand me. I’m still waiting for
marriage. But after the wedding, and our honeymoon
night, you will never – EVER – forget my name.
(intently) Dee Dee. Dee Dee.”

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LIZ – (22) Not Over Him

Liz: “Hi there. I’m Liz, and I’m here because my parents
thought it was a good idea. You see, I haven’t dated
in about, oh, six months. I was kinda ruined by this
guy named Ben. Ben was an amazing guy. Flippin’
amazing. I mean he was smart, and spiritual, and he
was so cute. I really thought we would be together
forever. But then, Ben got to praying, and the Lord
said he wasn’t ready for marriage. That’s why he broke
up with me… and a week later started dating the skank
across the hall from me. That makes sense, right?
You’re not ready for marriage, so dump the girl who is
true marriage material for a skanky little twit who
can’t tie her own shoes without drooling. As a matter
of fact, don’t just date her. Ask her to marry you,
and then set a wedding date on your EX-bride-to-be’s
birthday. How could you do this to me, Ben? I gave you
my heart, and you gave me a cheap wedding invitation
in MY wedding colors. Because that’s what I want for
my birthday, to see the man God made for me marry some
stupid little bimbo! You know what? Forget this.
Sorry, guys. I can’t do it. Ben RUINED me for life.
That’s Ben Walters of Orange County. Ben Walters. He’s
in computers. He works at Linnex Computer Company on
Market Street. Find him, and kick his butt.”

Walks off, then comes back.

Liz: “Ben, if you’re out there, it’s not too late.”
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CANDACE - No more choir boys!

Candace: “Hi, I’m Candace. I’m 19, and I love music. I love it
so much I joined the church choir the minute I
graduated high school. I love serving God with my
singing talents. Matter of fact, I love everything
about the choir… except the annoying choir ladies
who keep setting me up with their sons! They seem to
think a young lady like me NEEDS to get married, and
they all want me to marry their boys. Like Elaine, who
set me up with her son Barney, the three time felon.
She thought a nice girl like me could tame the beast.
Instead he held up a liquor store so he could take me
to eat at Dennys. And Mervin, the kid with the worst
sinuses in the world! Do you know what it’s like
watching a Julia Roberts movie with a guy who sounds
like Darth Vader? [does an impression of Mervin's
breathing] I can’t take it any more! So here I am,
looking for a nice, NORMAL Christian boy who likes
music. If that’s you, please drop me a line. If we hit
it off, great. But if not, at least send me a picture
so I can PRETEND to have a boyfriend and get them off
my back for a while!”

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ANGELA – Saving myself for ?

Angela: “Hi there. My name is Angela, and before we go any
further, I am saving myself for marriage. That’s not a
joke, and it’s definitely NOT a dare, fellas. This
girl will not be touched by anyone but her husband. I
know it’s the cool thing these days to wink when our
pastor says “save yourself for marriage” then go do
whatever you want, but this girl’s taking him
seriously! I mean it! I’m tired of holy kisses, and
Ecclesiastes 4:11 And I am definitely tired of pious
Sunday School guys who turn into St. Grabby Hands
reaching for my No-No Spots on a Friday night. Sorry,
but this garden and these clusters of fruit belong to
one man, and that man’s gonna get a tiger. But if you
wanna make this kitten purr, you’re gonna have to
marry her first. If that’s okay with you, then email
me, Angela. And in case you’re wondering, yes, I do
believe in getting engaged on the first date.”
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RoneyZone Productions in collaboration with John Cosper, bring you getyoked.net!

• Project Information
• Casting Information

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Men should be prepared to film each of the following parts, and for possible additional sides.

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GARY- Guitar (for) God

Gary: “Hey there, ladies. My name’s Gary. I love Jesus, and I
love to rock. Maybe you’ve seen me rocking for Jesus.
I play lead in the worship band at Sunnyside
Megachurch. That wailing, angst-ridden solo during
“The Old Rugged Cross”? That was me. I love the
guitar, and I love God, and I gotta tell ya… it’s
pretty great. (pause) Look, I’ll level with you. The music minister at our
church wants people up on stage whose only reason for
being there is God. I love God, but I started playing
guitar for the chicks, and when I rip and shred and
wail on that guitar Sunday morning, it’s for the
ladies, and that’s not cool. But you can change that.
Won’t you give a guitarist a chance? If we hit it off,
I know I can forget all those other girls and focus on
playing for the Lord. Which will make me a better man
of God, and, well, that’s why you’re here, isn’t it?
So click on me, Guitar God… I mean, Guitar 4 God.
‘Cause you know. It’s for him. Right?”

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Status: Complete. Uploading to youtube.

ED - Momma made me

(Ed, a VERY scary looking guy, stares into the camera
a long time.)

Ed: “You gonna eat that?”

(He takes a sandwich from the camera person.)

Ed: “Oh, are we rolling? Hi. I’m Ed. My mom made me come on
here ’cause she’s afraid I might marry some devil
woman. So, if you’re a Christian woman who likes kids,
call me. Or better yet if you’re hot and can make my
mom think you are all the things I really don’t give a
crap about, hit me up.”

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RALPH- Goin’ Home

Ralph: “Hey there. The name’s Ralph. I’m originally from
Eastern Kentucky and West Virginia ways, but now live
in Nashville. I came to Nashville for two reasons: a
good education, and pretty girls. I got the education,
and I met a lot of pretty girls at my church. There’s
just one problem: every pretty girl I encounter comes
to see me like a brother. I used to think it was a
problem with the girls. Then I thought it was me. But
I finally realized, it’s not me. It’s not the girls.
It’s location. Because nobody wants to marry their
brother… unless you live in Eastern Kentucky or West
Virginia! So I’m moving home to find a bride, and if
you’re a young lady from Eastern KY or West Virginia,
drop me a line. Because it’s illegal to marry your
real brother… but not me.”

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Status:

Bryce – 33 - Lookin for a big gospel family

Bryce: “Hi there, ladies! My names Bryce Blessed the Third.
That’s right, ladies, as in the Blessed Gospel Family
Singers! At the age of five, I was tourin’ the world
and seein’ far away places, strange places with names
like Memphis, Tennessee; Louisville, Kentucky; and
Macon, Georgia. Shoo-wee, those were happy days. But
since the rest of the family got old and done retired,
well, I ain’t had near the success as a solo. So I’m
lookin’ fer a girl with a song in her heart who wants
to pump out, oh, seven or eight kids, and form the New
Blessed Gospel Family Singers! I got all the
instruments, and I got a lead on a big, lavender bus
complete with color television! All I need now is
Momma and a bunch of kids to spread help me the word
from the Atlantic to the Mighty Mississippi! Gospel’s
makin’ a come back! Let’s ride that gravy train to
glory. Yee hah!”